alltimeboners:

  • DO
  • NOT
  • SCREAM
  • DURING
  • THE
  • BANDS
  • MOST
  • EMOTIONAL
  • HEARTWRENCHING
  • ACOUSTIC
  • SONG
  • I WILL SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT

(Source: danmangan, via coldheartedvagina)

kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

(via officialalltimelow)

baesitter:

using the words frickfrackle or the do or the thing is not cute and will not get you laid 

(Source: eggyolk1, via coldheartedvagina)

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

(via listentomybandalltimelow)


Artist: All Time Low

avocadnope:

don’t get me wrong, i know most of all time low’s acoustics are amazing but why the fuCK HAVE I NOT KNOWN ABOUT THIS ONE HOLY SHIT

(via dontpanlc)

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon, via dontpanlc)

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

(via relaxicle)

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